Show me that butthole
Please please please please please please please
Show me that butthole
Five syllables is
Just enough for me to say
Show me that buttholeThat’s a lot of work
To try to avoid saying
Chocolate starfishWhat kind of sick freak
Pronounces the word “chocolate”
With a hard “O” sound?
The kind that writes poetry about them, I guess 🤷
O beautiful cat
You are the glorious beast
Show me that butthole
bend over he said
You are a beautiful femboy
show me that boy holeHaikus love nature.
But I’m a man of culture.
Show me that butthole.
“There’s blood in your stool,
You need a proctoscopy;
Show me that butthole.”Show me that butthole
Don’t make me ask you again
Show me that butthole
no one knows
where the light comes from . . .
show me that buttholeThe moths had a feast;
Now all of your underpants
show me that butthole.Creative, very cool.
Cool. Yeah - moth holes in your underpants will tend to make it a bit draughty.
This is totally not from personal experience of course, I’m sure you understand.
Reddit usernames
Used to frequently be like
“Show me your butthole.”I would like to join
In all these shenanigans
Show ME that butthole
This post really is
A gift that keeps on giving
Show me that butthole
An alien ship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”I need a linguist to tell me why this one feels strange, but if we switch the first line to
Alien spaceshipit seems better.You’re right. I think it works better because it’s more consistent and poetry benefits from an economy of words, elimination of waffle, distillation to the most concise expression, particularly with haiku. But more than anything, it benefits from being poetic, which your version does, thank you:
Alien spaceship,
Eerie light and booming voice:
“SHOW ME THAT BUTTHOLE.”
Bushy or corny
Your dumper makes me horny
Show me that butthole
