It seems like a two man job. If you just cut the pole willy-nilly, it could come down wrong and fuck you up.

Also the biggest risk seems like your approach, in light of every doorbell being a camera anymore, other Flock cameras, etc…

Seriously, how do we let them know we know and it’s okay? Holy shit.

Satan?

I always heard it was Spanish for “the niño,” but maybe you’re right.

You don’t want that to go on your permanent record.

I bet it’s all made of instant ramen.

I’m never not craving it. Might be the tastiest of all cuisines. It’s soooooo goooood.

Fair enough, I’m sorry to any Thai people who may have caught a stray from this meme. But also 🙄.

I suspect it would be very impressive if it were actually gold and not rattle-can spray-paint “gold” from Big Lots.

It’s still punishable by death! Not legally, officially, but very much in reality!

No, but Julia Roberts and Meryl Streep will win hella Oscars playing the plucky white women who “take them down.”

If diarrhea is good enough for the President of the United States to carry around in his diaper 24/7, it’s good enough for us and good enough for our salads.

I bet the political appointees support the change though. I wonder who will win…

Just give it three days. You’ll see. You’ll all see!

Fair enough. Are they gluing his eyes open? Is it an old picture? Is it AI? What’s your theory?

Me, neither. But what’s your take on the CNN story then?

Those “fertility idols” may or may not have been jacked off to, but they were definitely also jacked off on.

Regardless, killing Lincoln prematurely has already been done.

And Larry Ellison doesn’t conspicuously have a whole island in Hawaii that’s thus easy to find and widely known. Except his locals seemed a little more wary to speak ill of him.