There’s a great place here that delivers, if you’re nearby.

Place near me has the nerve to sell a white pizza with no ricotta. Not even as an option. FML.

Here’s the thing about old pizza: it’s also very good.

Relevant username.

At least someone wants my body, I can’t give it away.

I take 10 sips of water while holding my breath. Works.

It’s a rare time when it feels unfair that hell doesn’t exist.

Smart fella. Wait, no, I meant fart smella.

Don’t worry, I suspect Cloud Terminals will be super cheap. You won’t even need that ol’ thing anymore!

Too late, already uninstalled like a week ago.

Or their mothers just did a terrible job of raising them. Look at J.D. Vance and his street urchin mother.

Ouch.

Jared Leto as Anton Chigurh.

I wouldn’t thrive without pizza. That’s my only one need.

Who could have known?

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Wherever OP is, the U.S. is probably already there, in some capacity. You can say it’s not an invasion, but could you ever really make us leave?

Human…capital?

And rolling back things like marital rape laws. And perhaps we were a little hasty allowing women to have their own checking accounts (IN 1974). Etc…

Ologies is quickly becoming my favorite podcast.