Sorry dude I was running out of clean pants

Gotta shit them first before someone else shids them

send them both to the moon

Oh cool. Mine is made out of wood and leather and cost ten bucks. I’ve had it for two decades and my dad had it for four. It’s really comfortable and loses a second a decade. How’s yours do?

Yeah but what vowel set were they using in ye olde timesy shoppe? The Great Vowel Movement (previously known as the Great Vowel Shift) changed things.

I think you’re supposed to line the basket. It’s just unsanitary otherwise.

Yeah the last decade has been pretty good evidence that people pretending to be CHUDs online are CHUDs IRL

Our weiner, comrade

Let me over a compromise: both

Endoscopic perving.

lorem ipsum dolor sit aw fuck even i’m bored

no! water or oil only! no grill!

The beast/devil can’t be conservative though, that’s a key evangelical belief

People have been making hats that can do what they claim neuralink can do for over a decade now, only the hats don’t require brain surgery.

am i the only person with a set of screw extractor bits?

he left out cleaning the hose that leads to the sink.

Worked with the US federal government for much of my professional career, mostly in an adversarial role. “reliable federal data sources” do not exist

Anyone else play worms at sleepovers where you’d get in the sleeping bags and pretends the bag is your worm body and then you worm all over each other in a battle Royale with cheese?

Ow,my jibblies hurt just thinking about putting them on a tape measure

we sleep on a queen, our blankets are a california king. only time we really fight over the blanket is when the cat is laying on the wrong part and we can’t move the blanket without making the cat get up.