
Secondsed

Secondsed

Yeah, they got good weed. Motion to annex Colorado


same, but i’m disabled and there’s nowhere anywhere that accepts disabled anyone.


We should get the prime minister of Canada and the prime minister of Oz to put they head together and come up with a perfectly cromulent turn of phrase like chazzwozzer or malungagoolachuck


let me rephrase if y’all call it the euro i’m gonna make fun of y’all you can do better.


I liked the first season of dark matter. Can’t remember where it fell off but I liked the beginning
Currently rewatching twin peaks so I can get the new season without 25 year memory gap, also just started star trek strange new worlds with my wife because she hasn’t watched much trek


Popcorn is great. It’s like fiber, butter, salt and spices.
Been snacking on pita, labne (Lebanese yogurt I love it it has just a hint of the taste of cream cheese but it’s light and quot like yogurt) and toum (ingredients: garlic, oil, lemon juice, salt, magic). I imagine it’s doing great things for my cholesterol and vampire infestation.
Oh! And there’s the only one pounds bag of gummi worms. That’s healthy because shut up.
Wife likes putting peas (with some BBQ rub on em, brush on a little oil or get em damp if you want the rub to actually stick) in the air fryer, she says it makes em poop
MOINKs ate pretty great if you want to put the time into it


I’m gonna laugh so hard if Canada and Oz join and start using the Eunie


eh, i’ve broken my hand enough it hurts to handwrite. chopsticks are fine, but if i have to write more than a page i will type instead.
oh fuck you it really has been that long. i had hair back then.
my sanity saving hobbies are creative. i make music and i make food. they keep me alive, both literally and figuratively.
find small ways to inject joy into the things you do. similar to playing whammageddon at christmas. find tiny ways to rebel against the regime that chafes you. you know all those krasnov stickers you see vandalizing public property? carry around a sharpie and draw hitler mustaches on them. idk. you do you. the tiny acts of rebellion will spark life into your soul.
pretty much everyone i’ve talked to seems to agree that when you have small groups of people, you tend to get good outcomes. yet larger states have political power to bend the world to their will. assume a state with good intentions because it is small enough to not be corrupt (i know, suspend your disbelief) perhaps there is an optimal state size where people get fair representation and their economy functions well, the state looks out for the people and the state is not so small that it is trampled/absorbed by its neighbors.
i am an absurdist. I posit that optimism is rebellion in the face of so much oppressive fascism.


Heh. I had a teacher insist on that. I signed every one in front of her. She’d call my parents, who would swear up and down they had signed them the prior week (before we took the exam) themselves. My parents had given me authorization to sign any and all school documents for them.
My teacher gave me detention for that, but the signature matched the one on file for my parent (also mine) so I managed to weasel my way out of it.


Is it butter or olive oil? I want to taste good when I die


With what “side” effects?
isn’t new mexico cool too? should we annex them as well?