my money was today

dudes talking to themself again

yeah, like i don’t know anyone cool with a private islan… does a couple of rocks in a backyard koi pond count? because aside from that, i don’t know anyone cool with a private island.

the koi pond island is pretty cool though, we rigged up a waterfall to run through the rocks.

Similar problem only my doctor is Romanian.

“this person there uses a word in a way i don’t like so no one can use the word at all until i say so”

this is how you come off, by the way

make that 15. krasnov was running for election 10 years ago.

Repeat until everyone stops asking and you can take bribes in peace.

gasp! my secrets! you’ve been spilling my secrets!

ah, a royal sampler

it’s monday.

oh wait, his tuesday’s gonna be full of making fun of the newly-announced months-dead mcconnell, he had to fit his chickening out in early

are we playing price is right rules or closest to the announcement

Dearest jballs

you forgot to say in minecraft so we’re coming

love and kisses,

fbi surveillance team 7492

Did I read the article from science faily? No. I’ve read enough from that rag where they drew the opposite conclusion than both the data and author were saying, so why should I trust them to get this right?

yeah those “california wildfires” didn’t take over all of the pacific northwest for five months back when i was little. now they do. congratulations, Europe! all that coal and oil all y’all burned for your exclusive benefit, now you get the fires too!

idk the software but multitrack audio editing sounds fun.

okay so when you come across a word you don’t understand (like currency), you should look it up

albeit still quite volatile and unregulated.

which makes it useless as currency

i mean that curve is pretty clear. were the scientists they were talking to expecting a linear model?

yeah, we didn’t have fire season out here when i was growing up. we used to call it summer.

yeah, back when i was young and had energy there was this 12 mile run up a mountain to the glacier (or where it was) and back i’d do once or twice a year. last time i saw the glacier was like, 20 years ago.

The wider they open their mouths to complain the easier it is to lob m&ms and shit in there. This occasion does not call for m&ms.