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stumu415@lemmy.zip to Political Memes@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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  • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    I heard a report on NPR that food inflation was stable because lettuce prices have plummeted.

    :/

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      So, is this Trump technically fulfilling his campaign promise of lowering egg prices?

  • x0x7@lemmy.world
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    Just cook your eggs. Chicken also has salmonella. We cook it.

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      just boil your water!

  • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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    Can I just get a list of safe foods?

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      Diet soda, and your lucky to have even that peasant.

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    Can’t complain about egg prices if you can’t buy eggs.

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    First get your population sick with food made for cockroaches, then charge them thousands to heal themselves.

    A perfect system, really.

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    They believe they are killing the weak, leaving young fit workers.

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    I’m sorry, what the fuck happened to garlic powder???

    • technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/food-products/a73219082/garlic-powder-recall/

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        Oh damn, the us fucked up even that?

    • ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      It makes vampires nervous, so the Republicans won’t have any of it.

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        it wont repel mitch mcconnel, becauses hes a different kind of undead, a lich.

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    Don’t forget the jalapeños.

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2026/08/04/chipotle-pulls-jalapenos-in-salmonella-outbreak/91168769007/

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      I was going to say, she must have missed that

  • Uriel238 [all pronouns]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Didn’t US voters choose Trump allegedly because of the egg prices?

    Well, I guess they still got all the racism.

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      They had the benefit of the doubt in 2016.

      In 2024 his voters were just racists and nothing more. “NPC” was Republican projection too.

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    They promised cheaper eggs but did they promise healthy eggs?

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      they promised salmonella eggs, also known as diarrhea eggs.

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    Is America great again yet?

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    Elect Rapepublicans, get a sicker, poorer, and globally hated America.

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      Hate is a strong word, but in this case, not strong enough. Despise, loathe, lament… Idk so many options

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      To be fair, the civilised world has always sneered at 'Murica, for good reason

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        We used to just laugh at you, now we hate you to the point that “made in america” is a negative thing.

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    And jalapeños as of yesterday. Taylor Farms again.

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      It’s a conspiracy by Big Mayo to keep flavor out of food, I tell ya! They’ll come for the sriracha next!

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        Siracha already dead since it’s not the same anymore

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        My wristwatch has a secret hot sauce dispenser

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          that’s your radial artery and you really should leave it alone

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          Deep cut

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      He America…

      Y’all winning yet?

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Your browser does not support playing HTML5 video. You can download a copy of the video file instead.

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      What a strange breakfast you must have been playing.

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    Wait what happened with garlic powder? This shit keeps happening so fast I can’t keep up…

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      It’s a Canadian recall. Not sure why it’s being attributed to RFK Jr.

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        At this point, fuck it. Why not?

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          I can’t argue with that logic haha

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      praise stencho i have four other types of garlic if we gotta get rid of our dessicated shit.

      i was just about to buy a new pound of garlic salt, too.

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        Garlic powder is just so easy though. I wouldn’t chop up a clove of garlic just to put on fries or whatever, but I’d sprinkle some with some paprika, salt and pepper, and make them taste fucking amazing with almost zero effort.

        It’s also something I can always have on hand. Whole garlic is nice and all, but I have to use it within a few weeks/months or it starts to go bad. Garlic powder I can keep around for years and I’ll usually run out before it expires.

        Garlic salt is a cool concept but I prefer atomizing my seasonings to be able to control the ratios myself. With mixes you’re kind locked in to the ratio the manufacturer chooses.

        Do what you want though, I’m not here to judge. I just like using garlic powder.

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          I just like to sprinkle the garlic salt on my pizza crust. And any underseasoned pizza we accidentally buy

  • 𝕱𝖎𝖗𝖊𝖜𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍@lemmy.world
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    Can’t est jalapenos either

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