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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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no banana@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    It’s almost like a pineapple inside the sea.

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    Vi Hart made a video about this years ago. The number of spirals going right and left on a pineapple are always two consecutive numbers in the Fibonacci sequence. But in Spongebob there are six going both ways. It’s all a lie! Wake up sheeple!

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    Also, did you know, that the main character is a sponge 🧽

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      If he’s a sponge, wouldn’t his pants be square? Checkmate atheists.

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        Next you’re telling me his name is Bob…

    • SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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      Well where I live he’s Spongebob Sponge Head, let that sink in

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        Where I live, the sponge is square. Tells us nothing about the pants.

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          Here he’s just Bob the sponge. He can be the shape he wants and dress however he fancies.

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        sponges float tho

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    Man, it’s like nobody listens to the lyrics and message of songs anymore.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      It’s not literally about someone who lives in a pineapple under the sea. It’s a metaphor for drowning in debt because of marijuana addiction.

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        We lost my granddad to the marijuana last year rip

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  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org
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    who lives in a pineapple 🍍 under the sea

    • Cheems@lemmy.world
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      I can’t believe there were so many hints to this Easter egg all along

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      Spongebob Schwammkopf

      • SassyRamen@lemmy.world
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        Der wohnt in der Nähe von Frankfurt HBF, Spngebob Habibikopf

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      YOU THINK THAT’S WHAT THAT MEANS??? 🤯

      • badcommandorfilename@lemmy.world
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        I was today years old

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          Birthday paradox always surprises me. I, too, am also, the same age as you, as well.

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      Wait, when they say “Bob SquarePants” they mean it as an answer to that question? Honestly that seems a bit far fetch, you’re reading into the lyrics too much

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      ABSORBENT AND YELLOW AND HORNY IS HE

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        Decidedly the next cold open for when I walk into my buddy’s place.

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    Bannanna. With extra nnnnn’s. Bannnannna.

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        @Banana@sh.itjust.works I may need your help here.

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          • no banana@lemmy.worldOP
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            That is true

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          • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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            Hey stop tryin ta steal my clout

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              • Banana@sh.itjust.works
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                Luv u buddy ❤️

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                  Good job on making an INTERNET MOMENT

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                I think I just had an internet moment. Either that or the mushrooms are kicking in.
                … um … both could be true …

                Bannnnannnna.

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                  INTERNET MOMENT

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    Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

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    What? What?

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    Oh shit that’s what the lyric meant? Damn deep lore on that show. I always thought it was a metaphor for his hospitality.

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      In the next line, he says “Obnoxious, yellow and porous is he” be cause he is yellow, obnoxious and porous.

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        Absorbent, because he’s a sponge. Absorbent and yellow and porous. Obnoxiousness is just bonus.

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        Get the fuck out of here. This thread is Easter egg gold

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    ELI5?

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      Bob sponge pineapple. Live live live. Walmart.

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        Strangely, that didn’t seem to help…

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      I believe it’s best expressed through song

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    Spongebob canonically a swinger.

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      I mean he’s an absorbent sponge that lives in bikini bottom…

      He’s a tampon.

      Sandy cheeks…

      • Snot Flickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        And that bikini bottom’s got Krusty Krabs

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          Radiation did a number on those poor sea creatures

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      I thought it needed to be upside down for that

  • Mîm@lemmy.zip
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    No wai! 🤯🤯🤯

  • ✺roguetrick✺@lemmy.world
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    🗿🗿🗿🗿

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    T00 many shitposters in here

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