Elephants are much likier to get cancer than your room. How wealthy you are doesn’t matter. The elephant will die, and It will bring the room down on you.

It’s science.

The very idea that others don’t feel pain, when they’re animals, just like we are is so fucking insane that I just don’t can’t deal with those people.

What if it’s raining?

Very informative. It seems it’s twice as likely to happen after.

I don’t really know what the fuck it is that they expected. They could have asked anyone who wasn’t a so called investment expert and figured it out ages ago. Idiots.

But people could have replied that.!

Buildings are great listeners though.

This thing must have bought so much Iranian petrol.

It is not the Microsoft way!

I’m old too.

I tried “dick” to “ass” and that fucking site was absolutely clueless. It’s really hard to believe we’re in the twenty first century.

So what’s the dating scene like for bots anyway? What do they do on a first date? Do they show eachother their prompt?

That’s what the “Art of the Deal” is. It works like this:

• Trump notices something that tickles his fancy (for some idiotic reason).
• he goes and mess with it.
• he threatens to mess with it some more unless the other party vaguely agrees with him.
• the situation is now worse than it used to be
• everyone hates Trump, the US is seen as more unreliable than it used to be.
• Great Success! Let’s build an arch in Washington to celebrate!

The one that has already been destroyed twice?

Isis and the Taliban were created by the US too. Although admittedly, the support soon dwindled.

You can tell it’s ai because they only have two fingers.

The door is a wall too.

Like how we all face the door in an elevator

That’s only a movie thing so that the camera can see the actors. People don’t do it in real life (at least not around here).

For Karl!

The pope is the very same pontifex maximus that the romans had. It’s one of the only things that haz been carried over.