We need more militant soup activists.

This is by a wide margin one of the most hard hitting sandwiches to ever play the game.

Some say they’re feisty, but I think they work great as a team.

You guys said no mustaches! Oh come on!

The Denny’s waitress rolled her eyes when I asked which wine pairs best with the chicken strips.

Anal is now first base.

You know who we should use as a Jesus model? Jeff in accounting.

Did you know you can just buy these in the store? Like you don’t need a realtor or anything!

AI, you’ve always been the caretaker of the Overlook hotel.

One will gently clean, and the other will turbo scrub.

B-But I’m not a Linux admin!

He’s got to get some special notifications on his phone.

L’dong bon hon et long un croissant!
My hamster has run off with my croissant!
HOH! Hoh hoh! Hoh!