I don’t see why we should judge our associations by viscosity.

Jodhpur pants?

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I wouldn’t worry too much about that. Plastic already degrades to a point of not being useful - it just sticks around in a way that is harmful.

Sunlight does a number on it, and it’s not very abrasion resistant. It’s also not great at weight bearing. We’ll be ok, and if anything, better off if something breaks down plastic (as long as the byproduct excreted isn’t just as bad or worse).

World’s first white first black president.

Depends on whether or not you count the whole historical British Empire.

Man I could use some hopium.

Fear Garden was one of my first thoughts.

Americans hate metric so much that they’d rather use metric!

We as a society need to start defining our damn acronyms. Stop assuming everyone knows what every acronym is, because they do not.

He’s playing Uno on the 5d chessboard, and all the adults are just sighing at the rammy child.