But you get rusty in moist environments; when you urinate you slowly rot away your urethra.

you have an iron deficiency

You’re literally made of iron

You are unable to see a wringly shirt without trying to smooth it out

It’s liqud iron.

Your suit is stored between your butt cheeks.

The breakfast cereal

Permanently magnetized

All your joints are rusted up because you’ve never properly dried yourself as a kid.

Crippling alcoholism.

but you physically have a iron defficancy so when you try to fly you just pass out

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you’re also an addict