The trick to it is that you use twice the garlic, but hold half of the garlic until the last few minutes of cooking. If you have sensitive bowels, add them 5+ minutes before the dish is finished. 3 minutes before it’s finished, if you’re feeling secure.

“First amendment” my ass. You can’t say anything without these snowflakes jumping in

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I goddamn well hope so

Dang, now I have to go outside to find white supremacists.

So long as it inspires a question in the audience I’m specifically targeting, I’m not just satisfied, I’m downright chuffed! But, to clarify, the joke was the same premise as yours. Utilize a pleasant comparison to produce abject horror. Dogs and makeup shouldn’t be men, or vice versa.

Whether it’s due to autism, childhood, or naivety, I’m taken seriously fairly often on this site when I intend to joke. I’ve decided that linking poes law is enough. If people can’t sense something peculiar with a hint that large, it’s on them. You seem to understand that my joke was derivative of yours, so my explanation was aimed at explaining why I linked the article, rather than the article itself

And women also love makeup, so be sure to come ready to emulate it! You can practice in the mirror, covering your face with your hands to learn how to produce the look you’re going for. And grasp tight! No one likes it when makeup slips!

Saying something and putting it into action are entirely different. If he does it, I will personally build a statue of musk.

It was an important lesson. She had absolutely no clue what she was talking about, every word was pulled from elsewhere. From someone else. Was she approached by an AI company? Did trump tell her to say it? Did Elon tell trump to make her say it? I’m guessing the lattermost

Shit, I have a hard time driving after one beer. Driving is just fucking boring and my sobriety affords me the clarity of mind to not space out completely. 4-8 beers for a .15? How’re you expecting to stay on the road?

Has Europe made itself more robust in the wake of the multiple financial collapses stemming from the US? Sincere question. I know china has taken measures.

“Next US president” is a hopeful prognostication. Trump seems intent on crashing the US economy into the side of a mountain

He looks like a bearded dragon inhabiting a human body. Frankly, I can’t be convinced that he isn’t one.

I’m still wondering why his purpose is in taking a cudgel to the US economy. Is he profiting off of short selling? Did vlad offer him an actual gold shitter if he did it? Does he just hate most of us? Is he looking to create a slave caste in the coming AI apotheosis? Is he just bluntly culling the herd?

I can’t think of a positive reason.

But imagine the mess we’d be in, had Kamala won

LOOKING FOR INTERNET GF

MUST BE
-internet
-a girl (negotiable)
-ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
-hungry

SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

Please email me at lonelysadandpathetic@gmail.com Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you’re doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk

Goddamn DEI administration

Never witnessed a whitetext before

Really, this amounts to a question of who has recommended lemmy to others. Which is an interesting question.