• IndescribablySad@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
    2·
    23 days ago

    LOOKING FOR INTERNET GF

    MUST BE
    -internet
    -a girl (negotiable)
    -ready to be chronologically and financially disappointed
    -hungry

    SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY

    Please email me at lonelysadandpathetic@gmail.com Please email me i swear to god i am so lonely and sad i dont even care if you’re doing it as a joke i just needed human contact please someone just talk

  • papalonian@lemmy.world
    2·
    23 days ago

    I sent an email. We’ll see what happens.

    Edit: I received the following response:

    This has been a social experiment by Oxford University, thanks for participating. Your data has been logged.

    Immediately after opening the email, I received the following text message:

    Hello, how have you been?

    0/10, would not recommend.