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subcytoplasm@l.tta.wtfB to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago

the guys i need in my guy squad

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the guys i need in my guy squad

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subcytoplasm@l.tta.wtfB to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days ago
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  • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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    I’m quite happy with my guy squad who are now middle aged nerds who don’t feel the need for stupid epic stuff nor throwing shit at traffic signs.

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    When you harm public infrastructure, you’re hurting yourself.

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      And everyone who is walking through those glass shards

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    This is 3 dudes, max, and 1 is a dipshit where he just shows up drunk to things randomly, and 1 is an overconfident tool with unexpexted loyalty to other guys only.

    Ugh…yeah, where the application form for the dipshit?

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      Is this post secretly a logic question?

      • hansolo@lemmy.today
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        Sort of like a Venn diagram question.

      • outhouseperilous@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        Yes but im not into masculinity enough to decode it.

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    The guy who only says dumb shit, reporting for doodie

    • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz
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      The guy who is freakin Genius, at your service 🫡

      • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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        Can you fix my car bruh

        • Sadbutdru@sopuli.xyz
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          Better still, I’ll fix your whole life so you don’t need a car! 🤯

          • icelimit@lemmy.ml
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            There’s quite a few things to fix. Please get started

    • seralth@lemmy.world
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      Heh you says doodie

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    I feel like there is some redundancy here with the guy throwing rocks and the guy throwing glass bottles at street signs. I think one friend could manage to do both

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      Nah, it’s been tried before, and we’ve determined the roles are most efficiently split between two people.

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        That’s just 6 roles per person!

      • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
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        Sometimes you need a Josh. Sometimes you need a chad.

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      Rock guy is the wildcard fun guy.

      Bottle guy is the liability guy.

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      Yeah, but combo guy will have to work seven days a week.

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      You can definitely combine that further down into 2-3 guys with overlaps if you find the right people.

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    Can 1,3,5;8,9,11 be the same guy and crack his own skull at the very start?

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    This seems like a D&D encounter

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    If you throw bottles at street signs youre a piece of shit who deserves to be run over.

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    Im the one who only says dumb shit, according to everyone.

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      Classic BudgetBandit, always saying some dumb shit!

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    guy who only says dumb shit

    hello yes I would like to apply to join a squad

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    Sounds like you could find one guy and meet all the guy squad requirements

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      “The Guy who is a One-Guy Guy Squad”

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    Sounds like the plot to the outsiders

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    I definitely fill three of these roles. Also, you forgot “the tall guy.”

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      hello tall guy, i am the short guy

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        Buddy that spot is taken, don’t make me sic The Muscle on you

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    i miss wtmmp

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    Bottlechucker and Yapper can have each other but the rest sounds like good squad material.

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