It’s true, pierrots rarely become super villains.

“GeHHHHR ORTTT UH MAAHHHH SWAFFFMPH!”

Perfect, you’ve got it, freeze the code base.

Do you like…

uh, things?

Go back to hell and take your buddies with you.

Rust: the last programming language.

Wait… what’s the name of that bus?

Glory be, da funk’s on me!

There was an old lady who swallowed a fish, it wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her (ish)!

UPI posted a headline that said, Booker WEBS fiancee. It’s a typo–they meant to write “WEDS” fiancee.

In the Spider Man comics he referred to catching bad guys in his spider webs as “webbing” them.

Only web your fiance if she’s into it!

But they have a generous return policy!

I mean, if you change lanes, all you’re doing is delaying the inevitable, right?

“We have finally eliminated planned obsolescence. We have replaced it with instant obsolescence.”

My friends in school was like a dirtbag Oceans 11: there was the guy with the shitty car, the guy with the older brother who would buy us beer (when he felt like it), the girl who could do piercings, and the guy who had an actual bong.

“Oh no, not again!”

“And keep your hands off the sourdough pretzels, you know what a mess that makes.”

I suppose this is preferable to human intelligence, where the answer would come back as “Why would you want to do that?”