Remember, backyard breeding of corn is against Monstanto’s terms of service.

Finally, some decent cornography.

Please, spay and neuter your corn.

Corn Cauldron? I thought they closed that place down!

I do love fresh cornberry corn muffins.

“This time… will be different!!”

Oat-tay-toes

Kin of the Great Ones.

As a big scary monster, rawr, I mean, please remain calm and unalert.

But you’ve always been here, Mr Skywalker.

It’s true, pierrots rarely become super villains.

“GeHHHHR ORTTT UH MAAHHHH SWAFFFMPH!”

Perfect, you’ve got it, freeze the code base.

Do you like…

uh, things?

Go back to hell and take your buddies with you.

Rust: the last programming language.

Wait… what’s the name of that bus?

Glory be, da funk’s on me!