When conservatives claim to be outraged, remember…
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When conservatives claim to be outraged, remember…
Look, I’m sorry I called a Glass Lizard a snake, okay? I didn’t know about the eyelid thing, okay?
“I don’t know, I just don’t get Sinatra…”
😡
This is the very core of what it means to be elite: the deeply-held, unshakable belief that the pain of peasants means less than nothing, while their own slightest inconveniences represent a immoral toppling of the natural order, demanding immediate, drastic action. They live in a world high in the clouds, where consequences can never reach them, and the only universe that makes sense to them is one where they are untouchable. But of course…
reject
humanity
gravity
“Standing up ain’t like dusting crops, boy!”
Frosting a cheesecake is truly gilding the lily.
Just in time for band camp!
He thinks that the Free Palestine movement is antisemitic, and that they’re lying when they claim that they aren’t, whereas the KKK are openly antisemitic, and I guess he values the “honesty”?
(He seems to think Israel = the Jewish People.)
Remember the good old days, when we all had a single, shared enemy?
Neoconservatives, I think they were called.
So the truth finally comes out, ain’t that right, so-called “creator” of the Simpsons, Matt Groening?
Those fuckers could count to 60 on their fingers. Witchcraft!
Quick! Send the National Guard to occupy that blue state hellhole, Utah!
Oh you!
They never see it, coming.
It’s a pretty grueling way to go, admittedly.
“You came in that thing?”
The Kaaba is a cube-shaped holy shrine in Mecca. If you look at photos of it, it’s usually covered in a black cloth and is surrounded by a huge crowd of Muslim pilgrims from all over the world. I think the joke is that the NIN stage curtains and the crowd make this photo look similar to those taken of the Kaaba in Mecca.