Look, you get born, you keep your head down, and then you die. If you’re lucky.

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Cake day: June 14th, 2023

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  • “You wanna go down Three Oak lane, I forget what its ‘proper’ name is, but there used to be a farm there called Three Oak Farm, so that’s what we all call the lane round here. 'Course the farm’s gone. And so have the oaks. Anyway, go along there until you get to the field where the unexploded bomb was found back in '68, and turn right. Then left past the field where the cows got sick last year. If you reach shagger’s hill, you’ve gone too far. Now there’s a ford down that way, so you can’t miss it. Except, I suppose, in this weather since it hasn’t rained in a month and the ford’s probably dried up. Most important thing though, you don’t want to start from here.”



  • I’ll go with:

    • Either defining or subverting a genre.
    • At least one likeable character, ideally the protagonist.
    • Some kind of mystery at their heart.
    • Leave you thinking about them after they’ve finished
    • Believable characters, convincing dialogue, plausible villain

    Way back in the 80s I knew a guy who scored all films by adding up the number of bare breasts and explosions. He said 3 was a minimum score for a good film.