“Who was it, honey?” “It was Bob. They had a baby. It’s a boy.”

Man, commercials just used to live in your head like that. This was for 1-800 collect or one of the many, many copycats, right?

Just make sure to bring a mop and a bucket for that WAP

I think plasma should just be one of the commonly accepted Christmas decorations, you know? Quit fucking around with those other, lamer states of matter and just give the people what they want.

I don’t know, man, I think I might just stand up and walk out on him

I’m a non-lonely male and my answer is basically the same.

The good old days where the people in charge could get away with anything, that’s what it comes down to.

Can you believe they lip synched on live TV!? What fraudsters!

My friends and I play video games and talk for hours on end, I definitely count it.

Knowing very little about the national guard in particular, I would argue that the standards are there but the enforcement isn’t.

In the Navy, at least, physical training was never a serious priority except for more specialized commands. The standards were identical, but the commands where PT was emphasized were the only places where a majority of people were fit. There’s way more to it than just standards.

In that case maybe the single chopstick was the first utensil…? I feel like a two-pronged stick would be ridiculed at first, much the way heliocentrism was. Imagine being the Copernicus of stick technology, lol

I went to a restaurant in Dallas near the stadiums where asking for “water, please” got us a glass bottle of whatever rich-people water they served.

Everything was expensive and the food was super whatever. It’s called Soy Cowboy, if anybody’s curious.

I can’t help but laugh. “If we don’t attack Iran, they’ll attack us,” has now turned into, “Now that we’ve attacked Iran they’re definitely going to attack us!” There are no limits to their justifications for warmongering.

Yeah, I thought “stay woke” meant to pay attention originally. As in wake up and see how we’re being divided.

Not too gross? Good god, man.

And why would we hope for that…?

Don’t forget the sinking of the Maine as pretense for the Spanish-American War.

It was very in the open, but Trump said he didn’t know anything about it, so the sycophants believed him.

Maybe I’m just not hearing about the Palestinian side of the armed conflict, but is that part still happening? This has felt very one sided for a long while.

Are you kidding? Always dodge twice!

We’ve only been married for 20 years. How can I be sure she really likes me?