Is FIFA coining it in? Yes.

Did FIFA bend the knee to Trump? Yes.

That’s all you need to know. Shit will be said and done but ultimately the footy will played and people are generally going to forget about all this. That’s how World Cups work.

All they need to do is get one Elon to sign up to their $5 billion SuperAlpha WinnersOnlyPlusPassPlan and they’re golden.

Fear not, NACC to the rescue!

I don’t see anything conclusive in this. Yes, there’s a noise which could be a shart but the facial expressions from green lady don’t match. If it was that bad the expression would’ve been more of surprise than horror.

Don’t get me wrong, I hope Trump dies very soon, but this simply means he’s an old man, if the pooping part is true, and that’s because he is an old man.

Let’s vilify him for his actual corrupt actions not those of his aging corpus.