okay, buy i’m going to stand by my typo. it’s gonna be a ginger cartouche. i hope you’re ready

incidentally, i’m introducing a new standard to the called “analogHD (IEEE 2062-6)”. it’s captured using this revolutionary new technology called “cellular photography”. it’s very granular.

sorry y’all. i found this monkey paw and i just wanted to see what 1945 would look like in 4K

american winning is spicy

i’m busy milking the cows… can we do it in the dairy air?

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yet here you are with your signs and your pageants and your slogans. true america.

you’re just flirting with me because you want me to show you me cartouche

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please let me be the first facetious reply to your post. i’d say you should probably find God and start to pray.

if it serves the community, let’s please put all the jokes under here. it’s gonna be a long night

i am not in any way qualified to say what i’m about to say, so you should probably just stop reading.

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fuck me, i’m just a peasant.

now i genuinely want to know where you draw the line. happy Easter.

you had me at the first part.

and then you lost me at the second part.

and then you won me back at the third part.

happy easter?

the thing about some people is that once you figure out what “their” truth is, you realize why they say they “can’t lie” and it doesn’t make sense. i’m not saying i’ve got HIS number yet, but i’m sure it’s pretty easy to anyone with physical access to him. just like a pc.

wow, thank you for teaching me something new today. now you’ve got me thinking why i made that assumption with so much confidence. the first think i think of is the terracotta army - they’re about 2200 years old. i hear the “5000 years old” number thrown around a lot when talking about the great pyramid. i’ve seen some stuff that i thought was really cool about possible ancient pyramids in china. but i also wonder how much propaganda snuck in there along the way, too.

my last sentence still stands, though :P

i picture the iconic flame tire trails, but at the last second they swerve into the oncoming lane

true horror is knowing you still have to upvote it

i feel like saying “mark my words”, but i think tesla would probably end up on the top of the list of “most scammy products, given it’s price”.

He passed DeLorean quicker than John could look up from his line.

i just want to point out that “el salvado” means “the saviour”. the messaging couldn’t be any more anti-christian if it tried.