When I read the premise, I was instantly hooked, on the plot not characters, but eventually characters too. Never even turned it away. I was dealing with an existential crisis at the time and that why I loved it.

BORTLES 🍾🔥

Oh maybe I’ll try again. I was kinda turned off and stopped before the end of season one.

So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected the cable to my phone, but then I was feeling like I’m connecting two parts of an explosive device, I instinctively said, loudly:

“BOMB PLANTED”

Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.

Why boycott if I can just pirate it?

I get to enjoy it and they don’t make any profit from it.

Heck, I’ll seed it and cost them even more profit. 🏴‍☠️😎

Their oppressors didn’t have tanks.

Our oppressors do.

There’s no way out.

Unless…

Anyone down to steal a tank?

(For Legal Purposes, I’m talking about GTA6 😉)

Sire, how does this “Smartphone” fuction? The Royal Scientists are unable to replicate this technology.

Stab them with the pointy tip.

What is “small”?

Does placing a banana peel on a certain path that will cause a historical person to trip and injure themselves count as “small”?

What if I carefully place a banana peel on the path that Stannislav Petrov walks on and he end up having to go to the hospital on September 26, 1983?

🤔

🌎💥❓️

Okay so:

1. On the eve of May 7, 2012 (putin takes office as president): Place a small piece of paper inside Putin’s food saying “Next time it’d be poison” (in Russian, of course). So he’d start speculating if someone is plotting against him and drive him mad. Maybe cause him to shuffle all his security and chefs.

2. Then after he makes changes to his security, on his birthday, place a dead rat inside his birthday cake (he does have birthday cakes, right?).

Might not change history at all, but good enough to fuck with a dictator.

3. Add a few bits of code to the Great Firewall of China that would make it malfuction and start letting all traffic through on February 4, 2022, right before the Winter Olympics begin.

Butterfly Effect 😉

My Cat Likes Being Spanked 👀

Mariage Conseling. Internet strangers aint paid for this shit lol.

Try: “What’s the difference between a male cat and a female cat”

Its literally on the first page. 💀

(I was thinking of personality differences, not cat anatomy)

Wish granted, you live in a bunker somewhere deep underground and is witnessing mutated lovecraftian creatures that can’t even be explained using today’s words.

literally the first thing I googled when wanting to adopt a cat “what is the difference between a male cat and female cat”

I was thinking of personality differences, not animal anatomy lol

!askmeanything@lemmy.ca

TIL my mother lives like a Queen.

(She does not wash her hands 🤮, and she calls me an “OCD germaphobic”)

How else are you suppose to show the difference between a male cat and female cat? Show their butt holes on camera?

🎼 Shit on the floor 🎶

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China is communist

Not really.

Communist would mean the workers own the means of production. If they truely did, then they wages wouldn’t be so low while the west get to benefit from cheap labor.

Rental properties still exist, landlords still exist. Usually the tenants are migrant workers from rural areas and the landlords are people who happened to have money to buy up few apartments in the city. (“Buy” is really a misnomer tbh, you’re buying the remainder of a 70-year lease term)

When the tenants don’t pay, the landlord will keep calling you or put up a notice on your front door and keep nagging for you to pay. But if it last for a few months, the lanlord usually engages in self-help eviction. Waiting for the tenant to be not at home, then go in and change the locks.

Sometimes, the public security bureau (police) will help the landlord if they have leases and can clearly show the tenant be in the wrong.

Sometimes, they would also help the tenant retrive their belongings if the landlord didn’t give them the opportunity to get their stuff and just locked everything inside.

Often times, the tenants would just leave before the landlord starts doing self-help evictions to “save face”.

Court hearings for residential evictions are rare. Even most criminal issues (things like petty theft, simple assault) are settled outside of court. Things like fighting is just mediated by the public security bureau.

This is assuming residential leases. Commercial leases would probably end in a lawsuit.

As for what happens after evictions, I’m not sure about that. In China, most migrant workers would have an “ancestral home” that’s passed down each generation. its usually given to the eldest son, but if everyone already went to the cities to look for work, then it’d be empty and they’d just tell the elders who you were, hope someone recognize you and confirm your identity, and you then ask for the keys. If a family member is already home, then I guess you just knock on the doors and say hi. (Although, I’m not sure what happens if someone has multiple decendants and they all simultanesly got kicked out of the cities.)

For those with Urban Hukou, I think they just have to go to a homeless shelter since they likely don’t have “ancestral homes”. Its a homeless shelter just like in the US, overcrowded and not fun to be in.

This is anecdotes from people I know, I can’t find much news sources reporting on this. So take it with a grain of salt.

For actual answers, internet searches isn’t gonna reveal a lot. Maybe go visit a Chinatown in the west and try to talk to a first-generation immigrant? (and bring a translator with you)

A large portion of Chinese housed don’t have internet

They do. Most people, even some in rural areas, have access to the internet. But due to both censorship issues, and most importantly, the language barrier, its really rare for someone to seek out the western internet. Even first generation Chinese immigrants to the US still mostly use Wechat, even when they have unrestricted access to western-based media (because of the language barrier).