• throwawayacc0430@sh.itjust.works
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    1 day ago

    So… my phone was out of battery, so I pulled out my power bank and connected the cable to my phone, but then I was feeling like I’m connecting two parts of an explosive device, I instinctively said, loudly:

    “BOMB PLANTED”

    Now the entire plane is staring at me like I’m some sort of criminal.

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      23 hours ago

      No wonder airport guards started to break into the toilet after I gave birth to a fist-wide log screaming the same in a sudden mix of terror and glee.