Try not to write any task managers on the way to the parking lot!

That is exactly what I am looking for!! Thank you so much!

There was a web game in probably early 2000s. It was some lil guy who climbs a tall ladder to get into a spaceship, maybe with his dog? and goes to another planet. I think his spaceship breaks down and he has to explore the other world to fix it?

I don’t think any of the characters spoke words but instead intoned sounds/notes, and the background music was generally calming and chill. I remember it being visually appealing to look at, but I don’t much remember particular scenes (besides getting in the spaceship).

No recollection of what it was called. I’ve tried to look online before but forums discussing games with similar themes have not been fruitful.

What really translates here for me is how exhausting customers can be.

If the server forgot to bring a spoon you could have just said that five minutes ago while the soup was still hot.

That’s coprolite!

Quesadillius

“Sorry, we’ve all looked through those files a lot but no one has had time to alphabetize them yet!”

A finger

Just grab them by their country

Well, I’ll be damned! How could I have been so foolish‽

Eggs and bricks with tacos painted on them. No reason to waste any tasty tacos!

Dame Judy Bench was right there.

From… screenshots?

Or just one big one

I quit circa 2012 after a friend posted a photo of us and fb suggested they tag me.

I’ve never used any of the others.

Nothing is the way it seems / Discerning man from machine / Dominate as to erase / Wiping man off Earth’s face / Fueling engines through deceit / To eradicate humanity / Man is obsolete / Erased, extinct

Defaced by all inept justice / Shamed by the mental abuses / Branded “inferior weakness” / Ordered to cease and to desist! / Man is obsolete!

Our world, obsolete!

-Fear Factory, 1998

maybe

I believe it’s “dumb fucks” if history is anything to go by.

I dunno, sounds pretty good to me. If you’re wrong, there’s always the mystery of what the future could bring to sell your magazines. If you’re right, you’ve suddenly got a huge list of addresses for people you know are probably well stocked with pretty much whatever you told them they needed.