Would you believe $80 billion?

They forgot to hang the Mob with Benito last time. I don’t think they’ll forget this go around.

Fuck you Kissinger! Fuck you from beyond the grave.

Dear Andrew…

Put his face on a bus with Andrew and Farage

Good. Starlink, spy satellites, golden domes and dreams of rods from gods or nukes in space. Humanity can be grounded for a few decades.

Make more. Kessler syndrome would be a net positive for the world at this point.

Good time to remember how much a single hellfire missile, satellite time and the attention of a battle ship cost. These are all multimillion dollar executions.

Israel doesn’t have to say anything. The US government is under them even without the nukes everyone assumes they have.

And told everyone those and the normal ATs didn’t ever need their fluid changed.

China wolnt waste the money. They’ll have all the US test data and probably most of the Russian.

That doesn’t preclude facism. And you do realize China is also a problem right?

Not fall all the way down the facism hole. Maybe. Looking pretty grim even in Europe

Japan can be saved if America fails spectacularly enough. And if that doesn’t work well… Shinzo Abe

🤓 Myth Busted. You can polish some turds to various degrees. Not this orange one though

Jeffrey Epstein. The reason he’s divorced.

Nobel gave the award to an idiot. You don’t get to pick your government when the US comes knocking for oil, especially now. Argentina says “Hola and Auf Wiedersehen.”

TIL the Japanese royal family does make sense, they’re an equally weird and complex bunch of rich assholes as the British once you get to the top.

The phrase Kabuki Theater comes to mind but isn’t quite right here

Good to know Japan is just as stupid as the rest of us 🫠

Lots of tall boys in series