“I frequently interface with idiots, so I don’t feel it would be safe for you to have full control over the hardware you own.”

Pizza! Pizza!

Tbh I was tired way before any of this.

Or perhaps he does and simply isn’t being transparent with his true objectives for America. He did say everything was going to plan, after all …

I am doubtful this is true… are there any other sources?

Honest question, maybe this is silly, but what acid would be unable to eat through a water balloon, but still strong enough to eat through automotive paint?

Edit: lots of great answers below, if you’re taking notes. 😉