I have one 7 plate in the kitchen right now, I barely ever use it. Just like having it around…

Whew!

He CUT, HER, OUT, of his life.

Looks like that ways about 12 Courics.

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I used to work for one of the big chain pizza joints. On my 21st birthday my boss and a coworker wanted to take me for a beer. They take me to a bar on the edge of town. We are there for about ten minutes when one of our delivery drivers walk-in and orders a drink. We are at the other end of the bar and wait for him to take a drink, then we all say “Hey Bob!”. Bob looks down the bar and says “hey guys what’s up?” We explained why we were there and then asked why he was since he was on the clock. This was before cellphones were in everyone’s pocket and Bob “couldn’t find” his delivery so he had to stop SOMEWHERE for a pay phone, the beer was just a bonus. Bob had worked there for over 20 years and I guess the boss just didn’t care.

Bob also called into work sick one day and when asked what was wrong he said “My dick hurts” and hung up the phone.

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Stop feeding me dog shit AI videos about a condom delivery boy who has to deliver some to a hotel only to find his girlfriend cheating on him and maybe I’ll stop blocking ads you fuck sticks

Looks like there is room for both kitchen and Klingon, as well as 15 other new sets of knives.

I know the base meme story (enigma), what up with the rest?

This one, quite literally. This is not new for humanity even in the slightest.

G but the blanket somehow wraps around me like D.

I could swear I’ve heard a comedian do this but before.

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Oooh, that’s hefty.

I was gonna suggest a little coffee, but yes if your caffeine is contained in a sugary soda it definitely has the potential to rot your teeth.

You know what might help you power through?