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Cake day: December 24th, 2023

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  • It’s not a contest. Look at the contouring, elegant. Look at the polish, shining as bright as Versailles. The tong length has the perfection of a Swiss watch.

    Then the functionality- the flared handle provides the user with the comfort usually reserved for oil barons in hospice. The longer tongs serve as an homage to the engineers who brought humanity to the moon.

    Every other fork is merely a blight on the earth in comparison to this Adonis of cutlerian perfection.


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    I was recently told of the mom fetish where some women get off on treating their partner like their child- making them dinner while they play videogames and such.

    I remember once dating a girl where she did exactly that, straight up to the way she called me sweetie. I honestly didn’t think much of it at all, I just thought “hot damn I get to play Zelda, get made an amazing meal, and then get laid!? This is the best deal EVER”.

    From my perspective it wasn’t weird, she was just very considerate and hot. I don’t know if it was her fetish, but just knowing it could be makes me rethink the whole situation.