Alberta wanting to become its own country is like a high schooler who moves out of his parents’ house because he thinks he can make it as a Soundcloud rapper

it was just one guy who was like

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given what “edge” means among the teens these days, microsoft really should go back to the old browser name…microsoft goon

shouldn’t there be an easy fix to this madness? just give trump a bright shiny trophy and tell him he earned it all by himself, like a big boy

i always wondered why jesus never used his god powers to get off the cross, but then i realized he’s like a vampire, but instead of a stake through the heart it’s nails through the hands

let me look up how to say “make greenland great again” in west greenlandic

Kalaallit Nunaat angerlaneqarpoq ajunnginnersaatitaasarlugu

that might be hard to fit on a hat

in general, no matter what site i’m on, i assume about half the traffic is bots. which means you are…<flips coin> heads. phew! thought you were a bot

the “fell for it again award” meme shows up on 4chan’s /pol/ board a lot. believe or not, not everyone there is a brainwashed fascist. sure, most of them are, but not all