Thunderf00t was paying attention, but I can’t think of too many others.

I didn’t say they would. I said they could. Jokes aside, I would be VERY surprised if old Joe got picked for this, both for the reasons you mentioned and because of the decline he’s been going through recently.

You win the award for funniest spelling pedantry of the month.

Psh, details, shmetails.

Guys. Joe Biden is Catholic. The Vatican has an opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

TIL Dubya, Slick-Willie, and Donnie Moscow were all born in the same year.

I got 8675309.

Shaaaaaving cream! Be nice and clean! Shave every day and you’ll always look keen!

Your guess is as good as mine.

I don’t remember if it was that movie or another Bruce Willis action movie, but there was a particular nonsensical line that sticks with me decades later. “I don’t care about any of this sweet tooth boot wash!” Like, wut?

I have mixed feelings about this headline. On the one hand, it’s good to see this much money going to a good cause. On the other hand, I firmly oppose the ability of any one person to control this much money.

Imagine all the people living for today!

It’s not grey, jackass! It’s GRAY! With an A! WARBLGARBLANGRYSCREECHING