Yeah, but if local councils fix roads less often, how do they convince state governments they need the same amount of money (or more) than they got last year? Pockets don’t fill themselves!

Hang onto them; RAM is the new Bitcoin!

A dry dog turd with stuck on googly eyes could outsmart Trump. He’d get angry when it didn’t fawn over him, and slap a 600% tariff on it, before getting Noem to send ICE to kick, mace, gas, and shoot service dogs in front of the kids at special education schools (then kidnap the kids, too, of course, because ICE likes providing pedophiles with trafficked children).

I take it Musk is having a tantrum about it on Twitter?

It … it can feel old.

I honestly thought the Japanese were a society with great respect shown to their elders?

Damn! Just when I was about to continue never having bought anything from either of those!

Edit: Why does the WSJ need to ‘verify my device?’ What do they think it is? An otter?

Why? It’s not like ICE adheres to court orders or the law anyway …

I thought that was a Law?

But even when decent government returns, can we ever truly trust the US again, when they’re four years away from potentially electing another Trump (or someone even worse?)

To show people they give one.

I’m not gonna be happy if Albo makes us join the ‘Board of Peace’. But I honestly wonder if he has the ticker to turn Trump down. I’ve typically been a Labor voter, but Albanese’s been a thundering disappointment.

If he does, though, it’d be the perfect opportunity to start moving our trade away from the US. There’s always the Pine Gap carrot to dangle in front of the orange moron, too. Doesn’t wanna treat us with respect? No more 5 Eyes for Donny.

Let’s face it: There hasn’t been a war or ‘peacekeeping’ action we haven’t been dragged into by the US since we stopped getting dragged into them by England. With the exception of Bougainville, I suppose. China’s not interested in starting a war with a country that is happy to have trade with them. It’d ultimately be in our favour to distance ourselves from Trump.

They’re saying, “We need to find my menhir. Dogmatix, have you seen my menhir?”

A zero g fetus? That’s how you end up with Gyoro Gyoro, people! The limbs don’t know where to emerge from!!

They wanna do without our tasty tasty beef, go nuts. They can have overpriced and underquality beef from the US that’s been rubbed under JFK Jr’s nutsack and carries who-knows-what kind of pestilence.

Funny how humans put this shit into the ocean, and the ocean spits it back out. I think there’s something in that for all of us.

What about skinny dung beetles?

But who will Victorian police high five now?

I probably wouldn’t have a giant picture window in front of the toilet.

Things take just that little bit longer to do. Walking somewhere, shopping, mowing, even getting ready to go out. I have to adjust my timetable, extend the time it takes to do things, which cuts into my day, leaving less time for the things I want to do. Which always happened, it’s just that now it takes longer.