Diapers. I brought something that new parents actually need, but the story tellers thought it was boring.

Maybe you should swear in the Democrat that Arizona elected, Mike? Since they are required.

GenX has never had nor will it ever have significant political power. Outnumbered by older and younger generations. Also, I doubt we’re very unified in our political beliefs and asperations since we tend to be pretty independent and mostly want to avoid attracting too much attention.

Now I’m picturing a T-rex doing a Naruto run. I’m not sure I will ever be able to take T-rex seriously again.

8,000 species of termites survived the flood, implying that Noah had them on his wooden boat. Of course, Noah is an idiot.

My solution to politics: if 50,000 people vote that we should execute you, we execute you. Pretty soon there would be no politicians left.

I would like to see Mr. Too Fat to Walk climb that Jacob’s Ladder.

I think you would enjoy the concept of solipsism. We’re all just thinking computers driving around skeletons with flesh armor. Maybe our flesh mechs are part of the simulation too.

Can we keep me safe from Pinterest? I would really like to exclude it from my search results on a permanent basis without having to explicitly filter it in my query.

I met my wife on GitHub. (/s)

Back during the early days of COVID I seriously considered clubbing a moron over the head from behind who was hassling a little grocery store woman who was just trying to do her job and get him to comply with the store’s masking policy. I circled around behind him and had grabbed a heavy metal can of pineapple juice. Fortunately, he left when she told him to leave cause I wasn’t sure if she was going to be willing to help me drag his fat ass to my truck so I could dispose of his body.

So I just have to gain a brain rot addiction to regain my youth? When asked how this twelve year old managed to create a YouTube account 20 years ago, YouTube replied, “he’s very clever.”

They don’t want to be woke. Ergo, they wish to remain sleepy sheep.

My grandfather was Finnish, so that seems like a natural choice, but I would probably say Uruguay because it seems like a nice relatively affordable place and I could improve my (terrible) Spanish (i don’t speak any Finnish).

I would be happy of your stocks got a new basis every year. The delta between the old basis an the new basis is ordinary income and you owe taxes based on that income.

Designed to cover the smell of a dirty adult diaper. Your coworkers will be able to smell you coming when they’re indoors and you are in the parking lot.

Oof, imagine being described as a “friend” of this tool.

“If we ruin the economy enough, people will have no choice but to enlist.”

I would have guessed higher. I would expect their US sales to be down half or more.

Will the US factories have suicide nets too, or is that reserved for Taiwan?