I wasn’t selling KDE Connect to you, I was selling Linux to the other people that might overhear, lol.

Seems to work much better on Linux than it does on Windows, in my experience.

Redo The Adventures of Pluto Nash, but replace Eddie Murphy with Michael Cera from 2010.

I think it depends on the job. In house cast iron sewer line replacements are only a few steps in difficulty above swapping a sink, not counting the muscle you need to move them, assuming you’re swapping to PVC.

Life, uh, finds a way

Well, I was intentionally writing it to be crass. I would never tell a girl that I care about that “I’m gonna wreck her holes” unless the situation explicitly called for it.

Do some training so that you could flicker at exactly 60 frames a second, and most cameras, assuming that you caught the right 60th of a second, would not even see you.

You also might be able to time with the saccadic rhythm of the eyes and make yourself invisible to a single viewer while still retaining your vision thanks to persistence of vision.

And, assuming you knew you had to walk in a straight line or something, you could just go invisible, walk straight forward to your destination, and then turn visible again.

I imagine guys would do it just so they could have temporarily larger penises.

I know I would.

“Babe, I’mma wreck your holes tonight, let me hop in the bath.”

Mostly I sit around and browse lemmy

I see. So once again China has ruined comedy

Except it’s not Chinese censored, it’s Native American censored, and it’s not censored because I colored the blood to white to make it look like cum, which in my opinion would be far worse to see than blood.

So it’s not uncensored. I mean, it is uncensored, but it’s also whatever the opposite of censoring is, where things get worse.

I was so mad in the moment. It was very out of character for me.

The guy kicked my car because I agreed with the female cashier at the 7/11 that he should leave and so I got out of the car and he pulled a gun on me. I told him to fucking do it and instead he walked away.

Anyone remember the six week political news event that wrapped around Obama wearing a beige suit and how that sullied the Office of the Presidency?

Idk, sounds pretty gay to me

I mean, we won’t be either, but in both cases it’s their fault.

Unfortunately, unlike Courtney Love, I am not a walking study in demonology, so I’m not entirely capable of understanding their motives.

You ever notice how apple pickers use tools to get apples out of trees that haven’t fallen yet?

I believe this is the top of a mostly bald man’s head with glasses and googly eyes and him creasing his eyebrows together to make it appear that he has a nose.

Santa Claus is real, and the reason why most of you don’t believe in him anymore is because you were naughty kids.

The only reason I still believe in him is because I heard the sleigh bells. I was a naughty child, too.