shrug any major benefits of google branded chromium over microsoft branded chromium are a moot point to me since google curb stomped fully functional adblocking extensions.

It just says… badger

Is it rewritable to an extensive degree? If not its just a backup medium, not day-to-day storage. Still useful, but more disposable.

Government. Ain’t nobody want to get caught “stealing” from the government (they’re probably going to be destroyed ten years after they’re completely obsolete). Waste of damn near a hundred terabytes of storage.

Technically Cisco devices use “IOS” but i doubt that’s whats shown here.

Tbh its not a bad call. Used to work somewhere that bought hundreds of 500gb SATA SSDs for laptop upgrades that just… sat on a shelf, because none of the new laptops ordered could even take a SATA drive. Hell, they’re Crucial branded so they’re probably collectable if micron keeps crucial dead for long enough.

I hope he gets Ted Kaczynskis old cell.

Auctioned off and used by startups and homelabs.

I ATE FOUR CORNDOGS FOR BREAKFAST

Its just happy to see you

Or the smell of frozen animal piss thawing (I’ve heard some people mark their trees with fox urine to prevent theft)

Why would i want a real tree? They’re messy and EXTREMELY FLAMABLE

The soothing light at the end of my tunnel?

Idk they’re just, like, these little fuzzy guys with hands

Its COOOOOOOORN!

Weird question: don’t Chinese tourists have a generally bad reputation? I’ve heard plenty of stories of them being obnoxious, trashing national parks and going off trail (and dying as a result), etc

Id bet hes got something better than that. Not great blackmail if a current/former democrat (bill clinton, professional blowjob recipient) can confirm it happened.

Water is one of the most destructive things on the planet. Find where water is pumped out, plug it, flood it (or just let them sit in their own filth unable to flush a toilet)

Nah, its exactly as much respect as is due to the original “change my mind” meme.

Systemic price gouging at every level, because they can.