Start peppering your responses with archaic terms and slang… Confuse the hell out of them

An election in 2026…

Sure

Twins

And a kitten

We have decided to charge for what was previously included… Substantially changing the parameters of the established contract

Suck it

Corporations are basically just criminals now

The hard part is everyone pretending it isn’t on purpose

So it’s working as planned?

If they Act more like a King than a President… Are they still just a President?

The only pirate known to have buried treasure… Dud it once to hide it from the authorities when he was attempting to get amnesty

When I see they have made a “mistake” like this. I don’t correct it… I make my own mistake and give a smaller tip than i would have

One does not invite a Fascist into one’s country without losing that country

They intend to tie a name to every keystroke

Bob

Well now i know Linux is ready to switch over to.

Thanks Microsoft!

The problem with leaving it in the hands of corporations… Is that some are run by pieces of shit with very warped ideas

What they allow might be worse than what they ban

What are the chances of this being the main reason for the app’s existence?

How the hell am i going to live long enough to collect the 5 mil?

Ok… What field do i have to go to so i can harvest them myself… Since there is no one to harvest them for me?

If the country goes whaere it looks like it is going

Eventually we each are going to have to decide

When a resistance group is formed …

Will you join?

And what are you willing to do?

Which will mysteriously burn to the ground…

Really fucking tired of hearing that excuse