Toilet bowls are for the unfocused and unrefined. I enjoy my toilet champagne flute. It adds pomp, class, and a gentlemanly challenge.

Today you are learning it’s not normal to lock children away with no food or water.

Swine flu

Should I leave a note?

My dad is 84 years old and just got himself a new girlfriend. It’s fuckin adorable.

Isn’t it amazing what the human body is capable of?

In the sense that it’s a two party system, yes. The ruling class only gives us the illusion of choice.