I literally saw protein ice cream pints the other day. 460 calories, but it has 30g of protein! For when you’re depressed and eating a pint by yourself, but still need your gains. I guess.

I think it was some TikTok conspiracy theory that started trending. I don’t know if people actually believe it or they’re just memeing, but I refuse to engage with those people regardless

At least you believe she was real unlike half the women on dating apps in this godforsaken state

The internet is a series of tubes, but unfortunately, I don’t understand plumbing

Uncensor those feet or so help me

Halo’s been dead for years. The corpse twitched with Infinite, but it’s still very much dead. I don’t care anymore. This feels like a shameless money grab anyways after they already remastered it once.

Looking forward to this allowing Microsoft to show a picture of a PS5 and use it in their “This is an Xbox” marketing push though. That’ll get a nice little gust of air from my nose

This shit drove me wild when I was using ChatGPT more frequently. It’d be like “do you want me to re-phrase that in your voice?” and then type some shit out that I’d never say in my damn life. The dashes were the worst part

…however when you eat 40 in one sitting

Coward. I use both. And then salt the fuck out of it. Every meal takes a year off my life, but fuck if I’m not enjoying the ones I’m left with

Nyo fank u, iz full :3

The quick way I was taught to eyeball it is to shift the decimal over one place to the left in the total, and double it. That’s 20%. In this case $30.53 > $3.053 > $6.106 ~ $6.10

I used it. And I used Edge. This is the most braindead change they could have made. Edge automatically synced passwords to Authenticator across mobile and PC. Losing the ability to autofill passwords outside of Edge makes it significantly less useful.

If anything, as someone who was in their garden, this change is unironically making me want to go find another garden to play in instead of stick closer to theirs. Why is Microsoft so hellebent on making people hate it’s software recently?

OH GOD I CAN’T SEE WHAT HAPPENED TO MY EYES

Sold the Civic, I did. Marked vehicle, it was. Hmmm

Nope, no space with all the ketamine

Congrats on your field promotion

If they go out of their way to hurt you, or are so indifferent about you that they hurt you in the process of doing something else and decide they don’t care.

People who value you and your feelings so little that they would do either are not worth keeping around, and certainly aren’t worth your effort emotionally to be able to forgive