So, rough sex is inherently bad?

Gamers, I think it is time that we do the unthinkable.

We must actually play our backlog of games.

Why the fuck are all the rich assholes tweaked out of their gourds? It speakes volumes that even those at the top of this bullshit society hate it and resort to drugs to cope.

Ding ding ding! The US went from being a covert to an overt kleptocracy. Now you know what it’s like to live in the Balkans during the 90s.

The same reason why windows has that stupid desktop search - so that some twat with an MBA can brag about user engagement and justify his existence. Also, to hoover up user data for slop machine training.

Get a monitor, you don’t need a wall sized tv. I got a pair of Displayport monitors for free, and they perform admirably.

I bought a Xiaomi scooter on impulse and realized it doesn’t fucking go above 5kmh until you connect it to an app. It rots in my garage now.

These “peace plans” are deliberately humiliating and dumb. Time to stop inviting the US to the negotiating table.

Given the amount of spam selfhosting your email sounds like the 7th circle of hell. Media servers should be enough, thankyouverymuch

I’m disappointed that I haven’t yet seen an EDC picture that features a buttplug.

Cowards

Visiting a news site without an adblocker

At this point news sites look like the TV from idiocracy. There is not a force in the world that would force me to visit one without at least three digital condoms.

I am 100% ready to replace my browser with a blend of Usenet/RSS subscriptions, maybe sprinkle some Gemini (not the G*gle AI) atop of it. Fuck it, I might even get a library card for shits and giggles.

Most jobs are a pointless waste of time that are upheld under the threat of starvation and destitution, and I say that as someone fully employed.

Behold! Wisdom of the ancients!

I am getting paid handsomly by big SBC

Anbernic RG35xx does a better job at being GBA than GBA itself.

For some reason, yes.

Just about any short form video site.

Most paperback novels sold in grocery stores

90% of the Steam library

Fast fashion

Kitchen appliances with superfluous electronics

Battery powered scooters that can’t handle a mild incline

etc etc

You mean Sturgeon’s law, right?

For recipe sites use the Broccoli app. Scrapes off the SEO gunk and saves the recipe locally.