Well the Pope ghosted JD, so JD obviously ghosted the Pope.

Pope ghosts

Well, that certainly aged. Like milk or wine, I’m not sure.

…so what? How is that relevant to anything?

Yes, of course I do. I usually signal even when I’m totally alone on the road.

*has done, asshole. He has cancer, but he’s not dead yet.

Anyway, yesterday he pulled all his bags of treats out, but left them all completely untouched.

My mother made sure I knew what condoms were, and that I had attended health class when I had a serious girlfriend in high school.

My what now?

My mom used to pick out clothes for me as a little kid before school, and I’d come downstairs in completely different outfits.

I mean. Coleslaw or other slaw, potato or pasta salad, pickles? Mashed potatoes? Those are all good American BBQ sides.

I mean, how does standing even work? Sitting spreads things and makes it all accessible.

I still wipe first with a bidet. I don’t need little bits of poo going anywhere. And then I wipe after, because I don’t need swamp ass, either.

I think it’s a fucking asshole for not throwing citizen Trump in a deep dark prison cell the second he stepped out of the White House.

Conversely, I can eat any spicy food. My mouth feels it, but that’s all. Never any heartburn or painful time on the throne.

It’s definitely not 100%, and I’m rarely waking up at 6am, but I can usually just decide when I want to get up, and wake without an alarm. It’s like I can tell the time in my sleep.

I promise you my baby boomer father has never even seen Quake, or is aware of it’s existence.

…what the holy fuck is a Boomer Shooter?

These are mob tactics. He is adopting the fucking Sopranos as international policy. This isn’t childish, it’s thuggish.

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Ooohhh. Yeah, I grind that, or just break it up with my fingers if it’s fluffy.

I would add that weight loss is a simple math problem. Calculate your rough TDEE with an online tool, then eat a little less most days, with the occasional normal diet day. Calories In < Calories Out = Calories Burned. (But not for too long, because it can become unhealthy)

But great list otherwise. Thank you for the little cheat sheet.