Psaldorn

Actively harming US citizens, but in ways they won’t notice immediately.

Very cool and very legal.

Didn’t take long.

I was looking for mobile games to play that weren’t… you know mobile games. Something single player with things you could plan and execute on but with an immediacy.

I’ve not really spoken about it to anyone before so my elevator pitch is rough. Essentially a top down 2d-ish twin stick shooter where you’re going into a post zombie apocalypse situation and extracting with items to build up a safe community. Rescuing survivors, mild RPG elements, mild city builder. Permadeath potential too Aiming for high customisability.

It’s a lot of systems working together, still rough around the edges (and non existent in other parts). Self funded ATM while I’m out of a job but managed to get stinking ill for a while, bogging me down.

Apparently play store has an early access equivalent for getting feedback so looks like I might try to get a MVP ready and try that out.

Thanks for asking 😀

It just implies they’ve finished growing.

They used to be losers, they still are. But they used to be, too.

Been smashing lots of gamedev on a project. Applied for a grant for it too.

Great to see it all coming together.

Egg, julienned courgette

“Don’t forget to tip your landlor-”

Oh no, this will affect me in so many ways… checks list

Oh. Actually… they can fuck off I guess. Couple more billionaire slots have opened up!

You can get game pass for PC so, probably that way around

Pro move.

Classic cousin of the “realize a week later they were hitting on you and you blew it monumentally”