Nusm

That’s quite the headline…

Read all about it in this month’s riveting issue of Duh.

None. Zip. Zilch. Zero.

Let’s just say that at some places, I get senior discounts. Not ALL places, but some.

Talking to her parents seems honorable, until you find out her parents are nut jobs who flip out when they find out she’s even talked to a boy alone.

I’m calling her parents to verify. What if they don’t know, are nut jobs, and flip out on ME when they find out. I don’t want that smoke.