Does it matter if I find mine or someone else’s?

Cat owners always ask how to train a cat to use the toilet. But one thing Youtube, Google, or any other search won’t tell you is that this is one way NOT to train your cat to use the toilet.

Where‽ …ya know, so I can avoid them extra hard.

So, my aunt was there and said she was in charge of securing the trees. Said the trees in front of the student union only took 3 hours to secure.

Well, from the picture he’s already had a blow-out. Hope JD packed an extra change of clothes.

Ok, you all cross the bridge, I’m about to level up!

Or when you’re going through TSA and suddenly panic about whether or not you hid a bomb up your butt.

2.54cm = 1in. (In case anyone needs the conversion).

I’ll wake you up when you’re hungry, I gotchu bro!

Are you talking about the singular twizler encompassing the word, salsa?

…beans are upside down…

Very creative way to get lemmy to write a delicious meal plan. Hope Chile Rellanos con Queso is a happy little buddy.

Gotta Catch 'Em All!

Ooh! Report me too! And go ahead and report EVERYONE ELSE whom YOU are accusing of being transphobic with checks notes zero evidence. Way to de-escalate a “volatile” situation you made up for the sole purpose of getting interaction on a newborn-account. Are you thinkin’ of selling it off once it gets enough notice on the fediverse?

Just make sure to point it the other way, first.

Uh, 'scuse me, I am proud to be Irish ~and Scottish, both from about 400 years back~ I take pride in my heritage by regularly listening to Celtic music.

Yep, and the only available one is overflowing with piss-n-shit water, and the toilet paper is soggy, and there are no papertowels and the soap is empty and the sinks are just more toilet bowls full of piss-n-shit water.

In the middle of our house

What do I do if mine’s not on here? What kind of mid-life-crisis is this?

So… draw out your response and either say “Actually, Hitler was also a moron.” or “You’re right, Hitler was way smarter.” Otherwise you’re responding to something I didn’t say.