The Real King Gordon

That stuff can cause canker sores. I switched to SLS free toothpaste and dont get them anymore.

My wife says i have uniquely prepared her to substitute teach 7-8th graders.

I am proud of this achievement.

A classic to be sure!

My absolute favorite! And a good pickup on your side. Gem gang represent.

Safety single edge. The only razor I’ve ever been comfortable with.

My razor is from 1912.

Cant even wear a fucking hat lookin-ass.

Little marco has become astonishingly evil. I didnt think he had it in him, but there ya go.

Butthurt much?

Imagine how easy it would be to be if elongated muskrat kept his mouth shut.

Conservative playbook:

1. Invent problem
2. Do random things
3. Declare problem fixed

Cant even wear a hat lookin ass.

Like he would even know what that is.