Innit

The movie is called Starman with Jeff Bridges. Good movie.

*Walks into tue store running a high fever from this damned flu.*

CS related degrees are useless. Tech is something that you need to be constantly on top of and perpetually trying to expand your skills and knowledge. Assuming you have a strong foundation in math and logic, a degree in CS will not help you much.

My degree is in finance with a minor in philosophy. All knowledge technology knowledge I have is self taught, but I was able to mix my love of technology and my finance education to enjoy a good run in fintech and infosec.

I genuinely thought this was an Onion headline.

Ah yes, the scream test. It’s all fun and games until a bunch of dipshits use the same method with the US government and the entire nation shits the bed.

Would a drop of Bulgarian rose oil not work?

EDIT: By this I mean the legitimate stuff made by hand in the countryside, not the chemically extracted stuff. It is extremely strong.

I want to make a joke about “shitpost”, but my beloved chili is right there with it. I suspect this might be mouthwatering to the intended audience.

Nice list.

their whole personality is just bazaar

Like a day trader?

Any “westerner” that remembers the old Soviet Union might also remember that it was always Ukraine that kept us up at night with worry. They were always the brains and pride of the USSR. Púton REALLY miscalculated.

The Neverending Story

EDIT: Stoopid autocorrect

The situation was more like “Dear lawyer, your clients have committed a federal felony offense and they did it in such a sloppy manner that they didn’t even follow our standard document formatting. Drop the suit, have them pay our legal fees and a fine, and we won’t inform the US District Attorney and then ask the State Bar of Texas to look into whether you knowingly partook in this scheme”.

I’m glad I’m near retirement. These sort of situations chip away at the soul.

I always use yyyy.mm.dd as my date format whenever I sign and date documents. I also use a pictograph instead of initials. Someone tried to forge a contract edit to try and get out of paying but used the mm/dd/yy format. The moment my lawyer showed this to their lawyer, they settled immediately for the original amount, legal fees, and late payment penalties. Dumbasses.

Latest marketing campaign for Chipotle?

I hear they suck and can be a real pain in the ass, so I ordered two.

Exactly. It isn’t a “once in a generation crisis” it’s a “one generation” crisis. OP must have skimmed over their orientation papers and misread.

Wow…a Mindless Self Indulgence reference. Today’s looking up.