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Cake day: April 15th, 2026

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  • Doge reminds me of the road rifter that tipped the scales a couple decades back, even as the tax season was coming to boot, so it all got returned to sender. Like, who received and processed this ish? This is was George Washington warned about when he chopped down that cherry tree WHICH WAS APOCRYPHAL AND ADDED IN THE FOURTH EDITION OF HIS BIOGRAPHY. Fucking lemmings up here jumping off cliffs cuz Bill Ding of Lego Island told them to. You remember that game? I have asthma, so I don’t except when I do. Fuck DOGE, it was a ruse…for you.






  • What about those people that realize how big of a game is being played to get them kids who would sit there and play video games and eat Cheetos twelve hours a day to get tf up outta their crusty battlestation and go be useful members of society.

    A fisher of fish; catches fish and serves himself.

    A fisher of men; catches people and serves society.

    Jesus turned water to wine. He fixed the broken so they could do something of benefit to society.

    Our culture is engineered.

    We needed a big bad for the last twelve years, cuz your ass would be apathetic as fuck with your TOYS you masturbate your life away with, still, despite the biggest caricature of the devil we could put in front of a screen.

    Dopamine is a bitch, ain’t it?