That’s not the freedom these people want. They want their own freedoms that don’t include those things and the freedom to stop other people having freedom. (Old testament Christian-only the bits I like) God bless America!

The librarian near me would disagree

You must be my doppelgänger, you handsome son of a bitch!

lol.

Bundle of Stix

It makes up for the murder

Men just don’t understand what love is

“Why is world getting worse? We need a strong conservative to get us back before the world got shit from strong conservative policies” - dumbasses

I wholeheartedly agree with everything you said except for my religion. My religion is the only correct and true religion. Fuck all those other nonsense religions. They’re so stupid and dumb.

Sleep is good too

Jesus?

Are you saying you know from experience??

Can… can gay people really do that?

This time they mean it though

Are you saying you’ve slept with her?

Not if you only double it in one direction. Checkmate.

Es ist ein nuisanceday

It’s just too complex for you. You’ll never understand things like regression charts, Fibonacci patterns and crime

I’ve spent the last 8 years writing my magnum opus about a back alley horse who is best friends with a mosquito and they travel the countryside solving low level crimes like jaywalking and public swearing.

That one is a person with injured arm. I’m assuming he needs to sit because he can’t deal with his massive erection