I saw a 16:9 CRT in the trash a few years ago, it had just started to rain, the time it took to arrange secure transport it was soaked, so I passed. I didn’t feel like I could deal with the size and weight of the thing if I had to repair it as well.

But they do show up now and then.

I’m as atheistic as they come but I’ll maybe ask a demiurge for that to happen.

A hysterical fake that’s been debunked many times? This is your evidence of an all-powerful omnipotent creature? A rag?

Provide a picture of your supposed imaginary deity of choice contemporary with your first picture. ie TODAY, THIS YEAR.

This isn’t UFO debate club. Provide evidence. Fairy tales, frauds, concoctions, or deflections not tolerated.

The sheer amount of AI slop shorts on YouTube must be generating entire dollars in revenue by now. Who isn’t entertained and eagerly awaiting the next five million videos of the same scenario over and over again?

Now take a picture of your imaginary brainwave creature.

Jeebus in the brainwaves, huh?

There is no god and religion is a mental illness.

Welcome to religion, a hysterical fraud perpetrated on defenseless children since time immemorial. It’s like the virus in Pluribus.

Check under your couch for Russians. Or Venezuelans. Or is it Chinese? Whatever it is, it’s certainly not a home-made problem.

If you have a better way of generating videos of absurdly obese Olympic divers doing the bomb from a crane, I’d love to hear it.

Way ahead of you Luddites

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https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/ukwjwa/anyone_remember_this_scam/

first link died for some reason, probably not enough RAM

Goodness, how am I supposed to store and stream more entertainment than I could watch in a lifetime now?

Let’s spell like one first. What a ditz (if this is real.)

Boreball?

Computers are too powerful and too cheap. Bring back COBOL, painfully expensive CPU time, and some sort of basic knowledge of what’s actually going on.

Pain for everyone!

heh heh hheeeh hehe heh ho ho ho hee hee hee! That’s pretty much how I react to my own stupid jokes, I can’t believe how dumb they are too!

But the stories of Russians under my bed stealing my washing machine’s CPU are totally real.

How about “pauseball”? I’ve rarely seen a more boring “spectacle” than a bunch of roided men in tights smash into each other for 3 seconds then watching fat middle-aged men with oversize headsets chew gum for 10 minutes after.

It says “is that a pussy too”?

Handegg.