Secretary of “War” Pete Kegsbreath
Secretary of “War” Pete Kegsbreath
No mouth stuff?

Well that also explains why I don’t recognize anyone else in the picture.

Is Trump standing on something? Is Melania? I’m trying to understand why Barron appears to be a foot shorter than usual.
What part of “completely soaked” didn’t you understand?


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Not literally, though.


Do you think he takes his dentures out first?


Stupidest possible timeline.


Was there an explosion?


Ilovethebomb = riding a dick like

looks at own username
Oh no…
God told me it was true. Believe me.
On the other hand, he does listen to the Village People quite a bit and apparently puts most of his time and energy into interior decorating…
“Please help me.”
HOLY FUCK A TALKING BUSH
“Listen, I just got pissed on by a sadistic Labradoodle and it won’t stop staring at me. Don’t panic but it’s right behind you…”
And then again 13,000,000,000 years later.