DudeImMacGyver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wn7RE8zycJQ

Magnets: How do they-HRNGH!!

I’d be furious for multiple reasons though I am monogamous, but it kinda sounds like you’re OK with having an open relationship based on what you’re describing. That or you’re in shock or maybe depressed?

Even if you’re cool with having an open relationship, it does sound like your communication as a couple needs some work.

Yup, I’m pretty skeptical but sometimes I do only after investigating them to make sure it’s not another bullshit scam like Autism Speaks or Susan G Komen that say they’re rAiSiNg aWaReNeSs but really they’re just a vehicle to make their executives richer and either don’t help (Komen) or even manage to actively make things worse (Autism Speaks).

Seems like a very odd thing for an American to be upset about.

Salesforce

I wish you the worst of luck, you are an awful company that makes finnicky garbage software. In my many years as an IT professional, I have never, at any point, heard anyone say anything positive about Salesforce, ever.