“hot dog sauce…”
Heinz ketchup once tried to rebrand their ketchup as “hot dog sauce” to trick the good people of Chicago into accidentally tainting their hotdogs with ketchup. We remain strong and stubborn as ever, but that was a close one. Sometimes I feel like the people of Chicago would be more open to adding licorice sauce to their hotdogs than ketchup.
DID THEY EVEN SAY THANK YOU?!?!
What? Your butthole doesn’t look like an event horizon?
Just saw Elephant Man at the Music Box Theatre. Incredibly moving film if you haven’t seen it. They’re currently running a film series on David Lynch and that was the first of his films I had ever seen. Planning to see more this week if I can!
Just dial down the middle! C-A-L-L-A-T-T
“Where we all goin?” - Dog probably
Jeez, haven’t seen movie Bob around in a while. Is this what he’s up to these days? Fightin’ Nazis? If so, good for him!