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Comic Header: The Reality of My Surroundings by GarthGerman
A white guy in a MAGA hat and grey shirt with the American flag on the front, and I H8 Socialism on the shoulder sitting at a table with his wife who is showing him all the past due bills.
MAGA: I’m telling you, once we get the checks from Trump for the DOGE savings…
…and tariff windfall…
…and midterm bribe…
… we’ll be fine!
Their house is in shambles. Their cupboards have stickers that read “Socialism is Evil” and “Stop the Government Handouts”
I’m fine with DPR being released for the site, but maybe the attempt at murder for hire should have kept him in.
The president doesn’t actually read the files for a pardon.
Bribe cashed in? Ok where’s the kiddies sharpie to sign the order?