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Holy shit! He really DID consume the soul of Lindsay Graham to survive

Mitch is still unconfirmed unfortunately, but most likely dead.

Republicans when they say they just talked to him this morning

I swapped the photo out for a real one

Oh no! Boooo. Why must AI muddy the damn waters so often

^*I think for superscript on long sentences you just put one carrot at the beginning and end of your sentence like so.^

~Subscript uses a tilde at the beginning and end of the sentence~

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Why does every photo of him look like he’s a beta release robot being shown off at a tech expo?

The first “they’re” refers to McConnell

The second “they” refers to the his party

The meme? Yes.

Is he actually dead? To be determined.

This is just a reference to the Monty Python skit linked above. It’s a classic.

Basically it’s joking about Republicans trying to sell the people that McConnell is still most certainly alive.

They already bastardized LotR in stealing Palantir… if that tells you anything

Is there an original to this?

Best I could find

Why the fuck is this a AVIF???

Fucking hilarious, sharing it, even saving it, is a bitch and a half. Gotta screenshot it…

What a sad piece of shit.

You’re right, it should probably say mood swings due to changes in blood sugar levels instead as that’s more accurate

Counterpoint, I see parents giving sodas to toddlers all the time. Reminiscent of that scene in Idiocracy where a parent tries to get their baby to drink Brawndo.

But sugar can cause a slew of problems in kids like childhood obesity, diabetes and hyperactivity mood swings due to changes in blood sugar levels. The sugar industry has done its best to convince people it’s harmless while packing cheap foods full of it to make it taste better. Countries that consume large amounts of cheap foods like the US have higher obesity rates.

Blah blah moderation and all that, but when all you can afford is the cheap shit it’s harder to avoid sugars. Kids finding they might have a sweet tooth when they get older is a tiny concern.

This actually looks cool af. I’d strongly consider using this.

This shit happened in January, why you posting it like this just happened?

Wow, and what an image…