Well, it’s Monday, so now we collapse the futures market outcomes and collect gains for the insiders.
On Friday they’ll have a deal again, the after hours markets will go up, they’ll capitalize, then on Monday we’ll be back to this.
Art of the steal.
That’s exactly the goal. This regime is extracting as much wealth as possible before they’re removed.
The regime will not be removed as long as there is foreign interference
And Iran too.

I’m surprised “peace” is even on the wheel.
Every once in a while, declare peace. It confuses the hell out of your enemies.
-Rule of acquisition #76
They’ll announce peace, that doesn’t mean anyone will actually stop shooting.
just for few days, to sell the shares back to the market
The wheel is also fixed … there’s a giant lead weight on the opposite side of ‘peace’, which means it will never land there
Jfc, what did dumbfuck do now?
The USA has been bombing Iran regularly over the past week. Iran has retaliated by bombing a US base in Kuwait. Since it’s obvious that the US thinks it can keep bombing on a slow-burn schedule, Iran is escalating.
Meanwhile, Israel has been bombing world heritage sites in Tyre and moving across the Litani river.
Also, from Iran’s perspective, now isn’t a bad time to finally block Bab el-Mandeb. The United States can’t really withdraw that much more from their SPRs, so the effect will be maximized. Meanwhile Europe is growing more hawkish on Russia, so upping the ante is the right move.
Of course, this will cause incredible suffering in Asia with trickle-down effects hitting the poor of the world the hardest.
Broke the ceasefire again and, more importantly, is refusing any deal which doesn’t involve Iran losing all control of the strait and giving up its nuclear materials (neither of which are ever going to happen).
Oh, THAT was the edit TACO made to the deal
Good thing I filled up during the dip
Same thing all the insider traders are thinking






