He’s also not vegan, but that’s another accusation his opposition is using. Because I guess there’s nothing Texans hate more than (checks notes) … tofu?
To them, it’s supposed to be “emasculating” (a concept that only makes sense if you think being a man is a fragile state that is conditional on behaviour, and can be revoked by other people but not by the very individual).
All he would have to say is “I’m not. I just really fucking love beans” and a photo of him in a canned beans meme and all the young voters would vote for him.
He’s not.
He’s also not vegan, but that’s another accusation his opposition is using. Because I guess there’s nothing Texans hate more than (checks notes) … tofu?
To them, it’s supposed to be “emasculating” (a concept that only makes sense if you think being a man is a fragile state that is conditional on behaviour, and can be revoked by other people but not by the very individual).
All he would have to say is “I’m not. I just really fucking love beans” and a photo of him in a canned beans meme and all the young voters would vote for him.
I was already planning on voting for him, but if he did the “Baked Beans” sketch from WKUK, I’d have to vote for him even harder